Sunday, November 25, 2007

Indie Rock Christmas Songs

Ok, so first of all, this isn't really an Indie Rock Christmas list--I just wanted to throw that in the title for some reason. What is this so-called Indie Rock anyway? The truth is that nobody knows. It's supposed to come from bands that are 'underground' and haven't yet signed a major label. Yet many bands continue to be labeled indie rock even after they sign to a major record label. Check out this definition on Urban Dictionary, it's kind of funny.


Anywho, I know it's a little early for Christmas music, but, hey, Christmas isn't just one day; it's like the entire month of December! Am I right? On that subject: I've always loved Christmas music, but let's get real; sometimes it gets a little old. So, for the last four or five years I've been compiling music from some of my favorite artists. This is a list of some of those precious holiday finds, but it also has some classics that I just think are cool. This is by no means an exhaustive list. In fact, if any of my faithful readers have some more suggestions please send them my way.


P.S. If you want to hear some of these songs, scroll down to the bottom of this page. A lot of these songs are also available on iTunes or wherever you legally download music. If you really want a copy of some of these songs, just let me know--I'd be happy to make you a CD. Remember: "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!"


The Beatles sing Christmas Time is Here Again


(It Must of been Ol) Santa Claus Harry Connick, Jr.
12.23.95
2000 Miles
Jimmy Eat World
Coldplay
A Great Big Sled The Killers
All I Want for Christmas is You Mariah Carey
Baby, It's Cold Outside Gabe Dixon & Leigh Nash
Baby, It's Cold Outside Leon Redbone/Zooey Deschanel
Believe Josh Groban
Better Days (Acoustic Version) Goo Goo Dolls
Bittersweet Eve Belasana
Blue Christmas Elvis Presley
Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) Death Cab For Cutie
Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) U2
Christmas Celebration Weezer
Christmas For Cowboys Jars Of Clay
Christmastime The Smashing Pumpkins
Christmastime Is Here Again The Beatles
Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing Sufjan Stevens
Do They Know It's Christmas Pete Yorn
Do You Hear What I Hear? Copeland
Donde Esta Santa Claus? Guster
Donna & Blitzen Badly Drawn Boy
Frosty The Snowman Fiona Apple
Gabriel's Message Sting
Go Tell It On The Mountain Oh Susanna!
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen Barenaked Ladies Feat. Sarah McLachlan
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen Bare Naked Ladies
Green Christmas Bare Naked Ladies
Grown-Up Christmas List Michael Bublé
Happy Christmas (War Is Over) John Lennon
Happy Christmas (War is Over) The Polyphonic Spree
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Coldplay
Hey Parker, It's Christmas Ryan Adams
Holly Jolly Christmas The Format
Holy, Holy, Holy Sufjan Stevens
I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day Pedro The Lion
I'll Be Home For Christmas Bing Crosby
It Came Upon A Midnight Clear Sixpence None The Richer
Jingle Bells Bing Crosby
Last Christmas Jimmy Eat World
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Lena Horne
Little Saint Nick [Single Version] The Beach Boys
Maybe This Christmas Ron Sexsmith
Merry Christmas Everybody Rooney
Merry Christmas, Baby The Beach Boys
Nutcracker Suite Brian Setzer
O Come O Come Emmanuel Sufjan Stevens
O Holy Night Avril Lavigne & Chantal Kreviazuk
O Holy Night Il Divo
Please Come Home for Christmas Jon Bon Jovi
River Travis
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Jack Johnson
Rudy The Be Good Tanyas
Santa Baby Eartha Kitt
Santa Claus Is Coming to Town Eddy Arnold
Santa's Beard The Beach Boys
Sleigh Ride/Santa Claus Party Ferrante & Teicher/Les Baxter/Teicher
Somewhere In My Memory (Voice) John Williams
Song for a Winter's Night Sarah McLachlan
Spotlight On Christmas Rufus Wainwright
St. Patrick's Day John Mayer
Sweet Secret Peace Neil Finn
The Christmas Song Dave Matthews Band
The Christmas Song The Raveonettes
The Christmas Song Weezer
The Holly & the Ivy Mediaeval Baebes
The Only Gift That I Need Dashboard Confessional
The Prayer Josh Groban & Charlotte Church
The Winter Song Eisley
Three Ships Sting
The Christmas Song (Chestnuts
Nat King Cole
We Three Kings Of Orient Are The Beach Boys
What A Year For A New Year Dan Wilson
What Are You Doing New Year's Eve? Harry Connick, Jr.
What Child Is This Matt Wertz
When Christmas Comes to Town Matthew Hall/Meagan Moore
When I Get Home for Christmas Snow Patrol
Winter Wonderland Jason Mraz
Wonderful Christmastime Paul McCartney
Zat You Santa Claus Louis Armstrong

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Publicly Funded Sports Stadiums and Wal-Mart

I was recently reading a news article in the DesNews about the Real Salt Lake soccer stadium. It was interesting because it was really just pointing out the obvious fact that with the debt issued by the county via a 20-year bond that interest would make the stadium price tag considerably higher. I think most people knew that already, and were willing to accept the fact that it would be expensive, but saw it as a welcome economic development opportunity for Sandy. While I am, along with much of Utah, intrigued by sports and believe that having more professional sports in Utah would be great, I can’t help but think that most taxpayers don’t really understand all the nuances of this already done deal. My friend Aaron (a frequent contributor to this blog) and I actually wrote a paper together about this subject almost a year-and-a-half ago that describes some of the issues surrounding the soccer stadium and our take on it. The information is a little dated, but still pertinent.


Finally, this blog really is dedicated to the apolitical entertainment musings that we have, but I can’t help but post something about this as a dedicated sports fan with fiscally responsible leanings. I’m pretty sure Aaron and I are in agreement, but he can post a comment if he feels like he wants to add anything.

Should Tax Dollars Be Spent on the

Real Salt Lake Soccer Stadium?

By:

Jedediah Briggs

and Aaron Smith

The State Legislature has recently approved a bill (HB371) that authorizes all counties in the state to levy a 1.25 percent tax on hotel accommodations to pay for tourism projects. This bill could help pay for part of the Real Salt Lake soccer stadium in Sandy. However, several independent polls already have shown that most valley residents oppose a taxpayer-subsidized soccer stadium. Thus, the county, not the people, will soon decide whether to use the new tax revenue toward funding the stadium, which could cost taxpayers upwards of $45 million dollars. Before the county puts forth the money, there are a few questions to consider:

  • Will the RSL stadium spur economic development in Sandy?
  • What are the benefits for Sandy in having a sports stadium?
  • What are the costs of subsidizing a new soccer stadium?

Will the RSL stadium spur

economic development in Sandy?

Intuitively, a number of people would argue that building a new sports stadium would spur economic development in the surrounding area, but some studies have shown that that simply is not the case. In fact, one study which analyzed the effect of professional sports on local economies in 37 metropolitan areas found that professional sports stadiums did have an impact in an area, but it was, at best, minimal. For example, in 1990, Maryland and Baltimore collected $3.4 billion and $528 million, respectively. For the city, the tax gain from the newly constructed stadium in Baltimore represented only .7% of the tax gain. In addition, personal income in Baltimore was almost $14 billion. Projected earnings for the stadium represent .15% of Baltimore’s total income. Maybe the citizens of Sandy should worry about whether there is an actual impact.

The question could also be raised as to whether sports stadiums increase income per capita in the cities where they are located. The aforementioned study took into account the entire sports environment of the city, including the presence of franchises, franchise entry and departure, stadium construction and renovation, the location of new stadiums and arenas, and the “novelty” effect of a new stadium or arena for professional sports. Of the 37 metropolitan areas in the sample, none of them had a measurable impact on the growth rate of real per capita income in those areas. However, in one case the arrival of a new basketball franchise in a metropolitan area increased real per capita income by about $67, but building a new arena for that basketball team reduced real per capita income by almost $73 in each of the 10 years following the construction of the arena—a net loss of about $6 per person. Much of the lack of economic development can be illustrated through a discussion of the substitution effect.

The substitution effect

It is anticipated that the new arena for Real Salt Lake would be funded in part by public dollars. Usually a large portion of tax dollars goes to public services, such as healthcare, education, and local infrastructure, but in this scenario, the tax payer is being asked to fund a for-profit business. The revenues from the soccer stadium will not be going directly back to the taxpayers of Salt Lake County, but to the owner of the team. There is a difference between giving incentives or tax breaks to a store like Wal-Mart or Ikea to build in your town and actually paying for the store to be built. If valuable tax dollars, which could otherwise be spent on public goods, are spent on funding a sports stadium it could diminish the ability of the local economy to produce other non-sports-related goods and services, which in turn would reduce local income.

There is a difference between giving incentives or tax breaks to a store like Wal-Mart or Ikea to build in your town and actually paying for the store to be built.

The substitution effect also has an influence on private spending. Utah households, like all others, have budgetary constrains, with a limited amount of income. With a new professional sports team in the area, or a new entertainment option, families might spend less on other forms of entertainment, such as dinner, bowling, movies, or shopping. If families spend more money on going to games and less on the local economy then it might have a negative impact on an area. A study of the recently built MCI Center in Washington DC concluded that the arena provided no actual increase in entertainment dollars spent, but rather served as an alternate way for money to be spent. Essentially, there are only so many dollars to go around, and there is simply a transfer of where a person’s money eventually ends up. In the case of the soccer stadium, money goes into the hands of a small number of owners and players who might not reinvest back into the community.

What are the benefits for Sandy in having a sports stadium?

There are some benefits related to having a new sports stadium and team to root for. However, most of the benefits are qualitative in nature, not monetary. There is evidence that cities with sports franchises have a renewed sense of civic pride—it gives the community something to rally behind. There is also the feeling of satisfaction associated with having a professional sports team carry your cities’ name across the country. Furthermore, the arena could be used for other purposes as well, such as social events and concerts. A sports franchise is politically popular. Many people throughout Sandy want a professional soccer team in their midst, which drives political motives to landing a franchise. However, these ideas, again, are rooted in political and social benefits, not monetary policy.

Furthermore, in the Salt Lake County proposal, the land surrounding the stadium will be developed, similar to the area around the Delta Center with the creation of the Gateway Mall. However, the previously aforementioned Washington DC study found that the MCI Center was only part of a major revitalization program. Economic growth in a city such as Salt Lake may have more to do with a rapidly growing population than a soccer franchise.

What are the costs of subsidizing a new soccer stadium?

At present, Real Salt Lake has projected an estimated cost of $145 million for the entire stadium project. Of that total price, Real management has asked that $45 million come from public funds. The public funds, Real management argues, will not be put towards actually stadium construction, but on developing land near the site, including a broadcast studio and hotel.

In order to raise the necessary funds for the stadium, the Utah state legislature has passed a bill that would call for a 1.25% tax on hotel guests. A further analysis of the proposal raises several concerns.

First, there are signs that Salt Lake County is developing a tax rate problem towards hotel use. A 2005 bill that passed through Salt Lake County voters allowed the county to tax hotels in order to expand the Salt Palace Convention Center. The legislation proposed by the state legislature would be the second such tax increase in Salt Lake County in less than a year. One side effect of continually increasing the tax rate on such a limited base (hotel users) would be a decrease in possible hotel use because of over pricing. If the tax rate, combined with the natural increase of hotel prices, becomes too high, there could actually be a decline in hotel activity.

Second, there is a sense that the bill is pitting political entities against each other. In the aforementioned 2005 bill, Salt Lake City put forth $8 million on any future expansion involving Real Salt Lake. That money has already been committed. Salt Lake City is subsidizing a major portion of the development, yet the city may not realize any economic gains, if there are any to be had at all.

Third, there is some concern as to public perception regarding the legislation. As the bill was passed on a state legislative level, local voters in Sandy, and throughout the state, were unable to vote regarding the bill. As citizens continue to lose autonomy on tax issues, there could be political fallout in addition to any economic side effects. Additionally, it may become progressively more difficult to increase taxes on more immediate needs, such as education, health care, and infrastructure.

...Real management has asked that $45 million come from public funds.

Fourth, and perhaps of most concern, the proposal will rely on a user tax. There are disadvantages to this tax. Because the tax is aimed at hotel users, the tax has a limited base. Traditionally, hotel taxes are targeted to tourism development, such as the 2005 bill on the Salt Palace. Additionally, with a user tax, there is an element of unpredictability. The ebbs and flows of tourism can affect the amount of revenue, as tourism is heavily reliant on a healthy economy. Also, tourism can be altered by political climate. The events of September 11th drastically changed tourist based industries. Additionally, natural disasters can also have a great influence on regional tourism. The combination of a limited and unpredictable base could lead to a serious problem in revenue stability.

Risky business

In addition to the concerns with the nature of the tax, there are also some concerns to be raised about Real Salt Lake and Major League Soccer in general.

Since its inception, the league has collectively lost over $200 million. Last year, the Los Angeles Galaxy became the first team to earn a profit in the history of the league, with a total of $200,000. Historically, there is evidence that the league has a revenue problem.

For example, since its inception in 1993, three of the original ten soccer franchises are now defunct. One of those teams, the San Jose Earthquakes, was a two-time league champion and featured several prominent national team members. Despite continually winning and sold-out stadiums in the soccer hot bed of California, the team failed to turn a profit.

Second, Major League Soccer has yet to garner a major television contract. Television contracts are vital to the success of major American sports, such as football, baseball, and basketball. Should Major League Soccer, and Real Salt Lake, hope to ever flourish; they will need to secure a contract. However, securing a TV contract is out of Real Salt Lake and any local government entity’s control. Even with a positive outlook towards the hotel tax revenue, the team may still be unprofitable. The other two now extinct teams, Miami and Tampa Bay, failed to succeed despite being in areas heavily populated by Latinos, the primary demographic of American soccer.

Finally, there is concern about the expenditure of team revenue. In the past, Real Salt Lake has committed to be part of Salt Lake County’s economic growth. However, the actual extent to which Real can participate is very limited. Typically, a major league soccer franchise has as much as sixty percent of revenues tied to player salaries. In addition, the day-to-day operations must also be furnished. There is little evidence to suggest that Real owners will be willing to take whatever revenue remains and put it towards economic development in the county.

Works Cited

Amelia Nielson-Stowell and Nicole Warburton. “Legislation Targets Funding of Stadium.” The Deseret News. 1 Feb. 2006.

Dennis Coates and Brad R. Humphreys, “The Stadium Gambit and Local Economic Development.” Regulation 23 (2000): 23.

Derek P. Jensen. “RSL’s Funding: A Hot Potato for S.L. County, Legislature.” The Salt Lake Tribune. 3 Mar. 2006.

Ed Lazere, “Would a Publicly Financed Stadium Pay Off for DC?” D.C. Fiscal Policy Institute, 2003, pp. 1-9.

Jack Bell. “A League Looks to Grow.” The New York Times. 2 April 2006.

James Quirk and Rodney Fort, Pay Dirt: The Business of Professional Team Sports, Princeton University Press, 1992, pp. 170-171.

Jamie Gadette. “Real Stadium Questions.” Salt Lake City Weekly. 27 Oct. 2005.

Mike Moffit. “Leaky Stadiums.” Stadium Subsidies.” 2006. The New York Times Company. Feb. 1, 2006.



Monday, November 19, 2007

In Praise of Leftovers

This week marks one of the greatest American holidays: Thanksgiving. It's great because it signifies thanks in a truly American way. We're thankful for everything because of all the awesome food we have and the awesome sport we have in football.

One of the best aspects of Thanksgiving is that our mega-glutton feast isn't limited to one day. No sir!!! Our traditional feast leads to days on end of overeating.

This year marks the first time ever that I will be working the day after Thanksgiving. While many Americans get up early to stand in shopping lines for hours on end, I get to wake up early to read Army architectural specifications for hours on end. With the leftover meats, I am planning on desiging and building the biggest, baddest turkey sandwich ever made.

Artist Rendering of Aaron's gigantic sandwich

I'm very fond of my leftovers -- food or otherwise. I was cruising Target last weekend with my wife and son (don' laugh, it's good times all around). Whilst strolling through the media section, my wife spotted a new Killers album called Sawdust. It's new in that it was recently released, but not so new. It's full of b-sides and previously unreleased tracks -- a "leftovers" album. While it's not quite my awesome turkey sandwich, it's still pretty good. If you like the Killers, you'll probably like this album. Half of it sounds like Hot Fuss, the other half sounds like Sam's Town.

“What does tracking mean?”

Well, Casey that’s a very interesting question, I’m glad you asked. Oh, and sorry it’s taken so long to respond.

To track” comes from the Dutch, meaning to ‘follow or trace the footsteps’—first recorded in 1565. Thus, ‘tracking’ in and of itself could conjure a host of meanings dealing with merely following something, but in terms of movie tracking, what I had meant to say, more specifically, would be tracking prerelease movie buzz. You see, movies are multimillion dollar investments by movie studios, their shareholders as well as a surprising number of banks. All of these parties are interested in how these movies are going to perform at the box-office because it will obviously affect their wallets. In order to minimize risk then, movie studios will ‘track’ the movies through a number of different areas before they are released to help determine what kind of impact they’ll have on box-office receipts. Increasingly, opening weekends have become extremely important to movies’ revenues as these three days account for 30 to 50 percent of total box-office take. Some of the companies that movie studios have been known to use are Buzzmetrics, Cymphony, and Motivequest. The information that they gather is so sensitive that most of it isn’t published for the public to view. However, there are other places you can look if you were to say bet on opening weekend take of a movie such as blogpulse, yahoo! buzz, or imdb’s Moviemeter Top 10.

Basically, like any investment, movie studios are just trying to forecast with the most accuracy possible. The main things that they look at in order to determine a potential box-office haul are the following: prerelease buzz, rating, genre, early reviews, theatre count, and the movie’s marketing budget. What’s interesting about reviews is that it’s been proven that the more ‘buzz’ surrounding a movie, the more likely it’ll open big for the movie studio on opening weekend—regardless of whether it’s positive or negative. However, if a movie is going to continue to make a lot of money then it needs positive ‘word of mouth’ after opening weekend that will propel movies into higher levels of revenues. For instance, the Matrix sequels are notorious for their second weekends dropping off by a large amount because of poor word-of-mouth (wom), proceeded by a lot of prerelease buzz. On the other hand, there are other movies (sleepers) that really don’t have a lot of buzz going into them, but because of strong wom continue to perform well. My Big Fat Greek Wedding is the ultimate example of this.

The most interesting thing about wom is that for a long time, it was really hard to quantify, but with the advent of weblogs, such as this one, there are now blog tracking websites that determine prerelease buzz as well as post-release wom. These blog tracking websites are now being used by major movie studios in attempts to forecast box-office proceeds. For instance, in relation to my other post, Beowulf was tracking high when compared to other holiday movie fare, so most industry experts knew that it would open at number one. And, from what I read, they pegged it a $30 million dollar opening weekend, which happened to be $2 million short of what it actually took in—not bad. Now, of course, its overall profit destiny might lie in the nimble fingertips of the blogosphere. And on that note, I think I might see it tomorrow. Any takers?


Finally, here's an interesting paper related to this subject. Exploring the Value of Online Product Reviews in Forecasting Sales: The Case of Motion Pictures

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Santa Clause Movies Are Coming to Town

I was talking to my friend yesterday about Beowolf, the new animated movie from director Robert Zemekis. He told me that he was amazed by the detail and that the first time he saw a preview for it he didn’t know that it was all CGI. I told him that it was tracking really high for holiday movies and that there was a lot of buzz surround it because it’s an animated movie for adults. After explaining what tracking meant, he asked me what other holiday movies were coming out that were also tracking high. But I had no idea. I thought about it for awhile, and decided that this holiday season wasn’t offering up the usual blockbuster-type movies that we’re all used to: LotR, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, etc. So, I decided to find out for myself, which movies I might be interested in seeing between Halloween and New Year’s. I know that I’ve already discussed last week’s two entries, as well as a bunch of Oscar downer movies, so this post is looking at the rest. However, some of them interest me; some of them don’t.

Nov. 9

Fred Clause – The first installment of The Santa Clause was somewhat amusing. I think I even liked it, but most Santa-based movies seem pretty awful to my taste. When I watch them I feel like I’m helping to promote the worst commercial aspect of Christmas or something. Anyway, the trailers for this one seem about the same as any of those Tim Allen movies, which will probably steer me away. Of course, if Will Ferrell (Elf) were in it I might think differently.

Nov. 16

Beowulf – This is from the same team who brought us The Polar Express, which had computer-generated images that kind of scared me a little. It was like watching talking, singing, and moving porcelain dolls…creepy. However, apparently, Zemekis, has learned a thing or two since then and based on my friends ‘wow’ reaction this could be a box-office winner.

Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium – This movie looks kind of like a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory rip-off. However, I will readily admit that I could be persuaded to see it since Natalie Portman stars.

Nov. 21

August Rush – This one looks kind of interesting. I like that Freddie Highmore (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Finding Neverland). Also, Keri Russell is cute. The last time I liked Robin Williams in a movie, however, was Good Will Hunting—10 years ago!

Chistmas in Wonderland – Remember when Patrick Swayze was kind of cool? Yeah, me neither.

Nov. 30

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly – This one is getting plenty of Oscar buzz and is very surreal.

Dec. 5

Juno – This movie is being promoted as a dramedy. The subject matter is somewhat unfortunate, but it’s got a great cast that includes Michael Cera and Jason Bateman – both from Arrested Development.

Dec. 7

The Golden Compass

– This is one of the few holiday blockbusters of the season I think. It looks like a Harry Potter wannabe and comes from the same studio as LotR, so I think they’re going for that whole fantasy crowd. I’m not totally excited to see it, but I know I probably will. Plus James Bond is in it.

Dec. 14

Alvin and the Chipmunks – This one kind of reminds me of those Garfield movies a few years ago. I really liked Garfield and Alvin and the Chipmunks as a kid, but the preview looks pretty lame. However, Jason Lee (My Name is Earl) and David Cross (Arrested Development) are it, so there’s hope.

I Am Legend – Ok, the first time I saw the preview for this movie I was like, “Wait, Will Smith in a sci-fi movie fighting aliens or robots…what a novel idea” (see I, Robot, Independence Day, Men in Black I & II, etc.). But I saw a more recent trailer of the apocalyptic tale and it came across as more of a social-commentary-science-fiction-venture akin to the first Planet of the Apes or something and I’ve been pretty intrigued since.


The Kite Runner – This is one of the few movie trailers that I’ve seen this year that has left me with some sort of awe or wonderment.

Dec. 21

National Treasure: Book of Secrets

– The first installment of this franchise was kind of like the poor man’s version of The Da Vinci Code.
I’ll admit that I kind of liked it in an Indiana Jones-escapist-fare kind of way. The second one’s premise looks to be just as ridiculous as the first’s; the only difference is that Nic Cage doesn’t have side burns now.

Flakes – Zooey Deschanel (Elf, Bridge to Terebithia) is in this one.

Dec. 25

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem –Ah, the ultimate yuletide cheer.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Fat: Don't Call it a Comeback

I assume that besides the 18-year-old girls Jed still hits on, most the people reading this blog are probably done with their schoolin’, which means it’s time to get fat. Fat sitting at a desk all day, fat from having kids, fat from watching those around us have kids, and the list goes on.

But maybe it’s ok to put on a few pounds. The NY Times has a story about a federally funded study showing that if you got a few extra pounds you are actually expected to live longer – think of it as part of your year’s-supply of food program.

With it being ok to have a few extra pounds in the bank, maybe tight shirts and jeans will fade out and chubby Keira Knightley’s will fade in. Probably not. Either way, somebody needs to get Carson Daily a sandwich.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

'American Gangster' Whacks the Competition













American Gangster nailed the number one spot over the weekend, raking in $43.6 million. That’s a career best start for the two lead actors, Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe. In fact, it set a new record for the most successful debut of an R-rated crime drama. This might help Oscar voters in the ensuing months to vote on these two heavyweights in the award arena. Marketing replicated the swagger of past gangster pictures coupled with a black and white poster, eerily reminiscent of ‘Scarface’s.’ I’ve been in kind of Russell Crowe mood I guess, having watched L.A. Confidential on my ClearPlay DVD player recently. That is an amazing movie, I totally recommend it.

Jerry Seinfeld’s animated comedy ‘Bee Movie’ scored second with a hefty $39.1 million. I was kind of interested in how this movie was going to do after Seinfeld’s relentlessly annoying promotion. It kind of got mixed reviews, but almost reaching $40 million is a sizable chunk of change for an opening week, yet it still pales in comparison to other PG-rated fare.

Also, of note: ‘Dan in Real Life’ held relatively well, down only 33 percent from its opening week, which is pretty good. There’s a smidgeon of Oscar talk attached to this movie as well, but it deals more with the soundtrack. The lightweight singer/songwriter Sondre Lerche penned some original material that’s rather, well, swell, I guess. (I’m a sucker for Scandinavian music though.) Check out one of his music videos that’s somewhat amusing.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Jed in Real Life

This title was inspired by the movie ‘Dan in Real Life’ starring the always funny Steve Carrel. I’ve yet to the see movie, actually, but I was watching ‘Ebert & Roeper’ (sans Ebert) and it was recommended on the basis that it would make you feel good. Kind of a like a comfort-food type of movie that still deals with real life. Also of note, the guy that directed it, Peter Hedges, directed and wrote one of my favoritetest movies of all-time: ‘About a Boy.’ Anywho, this post is dedicated to the prosaic and mundane little things that happen to us daily—the sum of which make up our lives.

At work we’ve got new phones that look very similar to the ones used by CTU employees on ‘24.’ Here’s the coolest part though: I changed my ring so that it matches the CTU phones. It’s something like doo doo…dooo do. Does that make sense? Anyway, any time that the phone rings and I pick it up I half expect Jack Bauer to say: “Jed! I need your help, you’re just gonna have to trust me.” And I do, because as we all know Jack Bauer even got Helen Keller to talk.

I was at Wal-mart the other day, buying a DVD with a PG-13 rating. As the DVD went through the scanner, instead of a happy ding, there was a grumpy ‘err’ sound. The clerk then looked at me and asked me if I was over seventeen years-old. Really? Do I look like I’m still in high school? I’ve got to stop wearing my ‘I Heart Hanna Montana’ t-shirt.

Here’s the picture of Pres. Hinkley knighting Elder Eyring. I know this was innocent and all, but Mormons are funny about tradition and ceremony. I remember on my mission when a branch president in a really small rural area of Argentina set apart a member of the ward for a calling and he made them kneel on the ground. When I questioned him about the practice—which wasn’t necessarily bad or anything—he told me that that’s how the twelve apostles did it in a movie he’d seen. So, I guess I just worry that this picture we’ll be shown around the world and soon branch presidents in really small rural towns might sheer off some ears in an attempt to knight/set apart someone.

Here’s a picture of what my boss wore at a Halloween costume party yesterday. If you can’t tell he’s wearing a white trash can outfit, with sunglasses, and a sign around his neck that says ‘recycling.’ Get it? I didn’t. Either did my fellow judges when we voted him ‘worst costume.’ Apparently, he was a little offended that we bestowed this dubious honor upon him. Later, I had kind of a Michael Scott moment with him when he tried to explain to me that it was meant to be ‘cool trash’ and he looked at me for validation, and I just shook my head and said ‘hmmm, no.’ I don’t think that’ll help my impending performance review.

I always have gum and chap stick with me for some reason. Today, I picked up my gum and chap stick at the same time. I unwrapped a piece of gum and placed it in my mouth, then, while still holding the wrapper, I took off the cap to my chap stick and lubricated my lips. I then walked over to the trash can and threw the lid into the trash, while still holding the wrapper firmly in my hand. I just starred at the trash can for awhile before I got up the nerve to fish around in the trash to find my lid. This just confirms my sneaking suspicion that senility will be a smooth transition for me.






Finally, my sister sent me this picture of my cute nephew dressed as a lion for Halloween. When I was in kindergarten I was Lion-o from the Thundercats for Halloween. (Yes, I already know I was supercool.) So, I decided to call this picture Owen-o, because my nephew’s name is Owen. The end.

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