Upon Jedboy making his return to explain his absence, I decided that I would take advantage of his busy schedule to perform a coup d'etat and reign in my dark power over this blog. To ensure my success, I am asking for donations so that I my purchase these monkeys who control robotic arms with their brain waves.
Come on Jed, how hard can the PC budget be. I'm over here fixing a $2.2 billion revenue shortfall, but I still have time for the peoples...and professional baseball...and watching Arrested Development online. Funny, has anyone seen my wife and kids around....?
My Kids Are Calling Me Selfish and Cutting Me Off From My Grandbabies. The
Reason Is Deeply Unfair.
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This situation is breaking my heart.
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