Upon Jedboy making his return to explain his absence, I decided that I would take advantage of his busy schedule to perform a coup d'etat and reign in my dark power over this blog. To ensure my success, I am asking for donations so that I my purchase these monkeys who control robotic arms with their brain waves.
Come on Jed, how hard can the PC budget be. I'm over here fixing a $2.2 billion revenue shortfall, but I still have time for the peoples...and professional baseball...and watching Arrested Development online. Funny, has anyone seen my wife and kids around....?
My Wife Says I’m a Killjoy, but This “Cherished Tradition” Needs to Go
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It's 2025, come on!
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