Le Tour de France has ended and most Americans haven’t even noticed. It’s not that we don’t appreciate sports with doping scandals; it’s just that we tend to gravitate toward the juiced-up-athlete-with-their-head-two- or-three-times-its-normal-size variety.
The folks at Disney have decided to make all seven of The Chronicles of Narnia books into movies; early reports have already indicated that Harry Potter will die at the end of the series.
Leonard Nimoy has been cast to reprise his role as Spock in the newest installment of Star Trek. When Nimoy was interviewed about his role the reporter noticed a bruise on his neck. Apparently, Nimoy had been bragging to some teenage trekkies at a Star Trek convention about how he got cast, but William Shatner didn’t. Upon hearing this, Shatner tried, albeit unsuccessfully, a ‘Vulcan Nerve Pinch’ on him.
It’s been confirmed that Harold Perrineau, who plays Michael, will return in Season 4 of Lost. When asked how he felt about returning to the sci-fi show he started yelling over and over again: “They’ve got my boy! They’ve got my boy!” Confused the reporters turned to Henry Ian Cusick, who plays Desmond, for some insight, to which he shouted: “You’re gonna die, brutha!” The writers of the show quickly jumped in and told the confused reporters that everything would make sense by the end of the interview.
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